Squirrel Nutcracker

CRACKALICIOUS!

Got NUTS?

Need to crack 'em with style like Tchaikovsky?

Think squirrels are pretty alright?

If you answered YES to any of these questions, then the Squirrel Nutcracker is your new best nutcracking pal in the house!

If you answered NO then you better think again, BUDDY, because you just made the poor homeless metallic squirrel cry.. and now you have to pay for it! Literally.

Apart from being crackaliciously awesome, the Squirrel Nutcracker has the following features:

1. It cracks nuts! Peanuts, hazelnuts, walnuts, pistachios.. ALL fall before the sheer force of the mighty Squirrel Nutcracker! 
   
   
2. It's fun to use! You can crack open a whole bag of nuts on demand. One, by one, by one! Crunch. Snap. Crackle. Pop! Intoxicating.
   
   
3. It makes you powerful! Just imagine the power you hold over each and every nut out there in the world. Billions and billions of nuts will BOW before you thanks to your Squirrel Nutcracker and BEG to be cracked by it instead of a hammer from the local hardware store.. or something equally as dull.
   
   
4. It's good for you! Excluding the fact that you're likely to partake in the healthy consumption of mother nature's nuts after using one of these, the Squirrel Nutcracker is actually a great grip-training tool. Squeezy-squeeze!
   
   
5. It's cool! There's no denying it. Squirrel Nutcracker got some swagger!

• Vendor: RadWish
• Fruit & Vegetable Tools Type: Nut Cracker
• Material: Zinc alloy
• Size: 7x3 in
• Style: Plenty!

We've JUST put it on sale today for all you nut demolishers out there!

Act fast and adopt your very own Squirrel Nutcracker today and enjoy your new favorite, crackalicious pastime!

Shipping: 

• Your order will be shipped within 2-3 business days.
• We offer FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!