ARMY OF TWELVE!
You there! Answer this question for a chance to win 1 gazillion dollars:
What do the ants do when they're not out building humongous bridges out of.. you guessed it.. more ants, in order to invade rival nests?
A: Munching on your pizza leftovers.
B: Plotting to take over the world.
C: Killing bad guys in Indiana Jones movies.
Wrong! None of the above.
Well, actually, ALL of the above. But since we're selling Ant Food Picks here, the correct answer is: D) Carrying Your Food, Because They Can!
Who would've thought that out of all the things you could be doing right now, you'd end up reading a product description for Ant Food Picks?
Anyway, since you're here, have a look at the Ant Food Picks' ANTRIGUING features:
It's an ANT food pick! Yeah, an ant food pick. Like a toothpick, but with way more swagger. Seriously, my mom actually uses these and they're awesome. No, I wouldn't dare lie for the sake of marketing, why on Earth would you say that?
It's the BEST of its kind! Toothpicks? Lame. Other food picks of the animal variety? Boring.
Ant Food Picks? $#@% YEAH!
It will SURPRISE your guests! Or frighten them since our Ant Food Picks look just like real ones!
Of course they don't bite! Calm down.
It's not just one food pick, but TWELVE! That's right. You're getting a whole ant-squadron to help you serve your food. By the way, that's how The Planet of the Ants starts!
It shows the FUTURE rulers of the world that you're on their side! Did you know that for every human, there are 1 million ants? Also, they have a hive mind.. while we argue with strangers over the Internet!
This is your only chance to appease our future overlords, so act fast!
- Vendor: RadWish
- Table Decoration & Accessories Type: Foodpicks
- Feature: Eco-Friendly
- Quantity: 12pcs
We've JUST put it on sale today for all you ant worshippers out there!
Act fast and pay tribute to our new masters by allowing them to carry your food on their backs for the time being! Oh, and it's a cool gift for your friends!
- Your order will be shipped within 2-3 business days.
- We offer FREE WORLDWIDE SHIPPING!